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Robot birthday…beep boop boop beep beep

Your human presence is requested to observe the day of birth for: Male Human, Bennett Lawrence, Age 1.

On the date of 08/06/2011 at the precise time of 00:12:00.

Robot attire requested but not required.

Small human replicant guests and their parent originators will be given nourishment and liquids.

Oos and ahhs are a high probability as the small human smears cake, opens presents, and has what you may refer to as “fun.”

Humans over 21 may BYOB. I have searched Google and have found this acronym in wide use.

The concept of gift giving is beyond my programming.  None are necessary. My masters encourage giving to a charity that grants wishes to other small humans or one that attempts to locate and protect them. If these do not meet your requirements, donate to a robot charity…HA. HA. HA. … beep beep boop.

…end transmission

Transmission appended…

Warning: My circuits were fried from the last party. This is a video. I drank too much oil and forgot my English program. Robot regret…beep boop.

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  1. Srenaski Fam
    July 7, 2011 at 11:28 am

    Wish we could be there to see your little guy turn 1, lots of hugs and kisses!

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